While the Archangel rests in Orb, Zaft and the Earth Forces fight a war over the coolest coaster in all of Panema.
Phase 34: Nuke the Burrito Shack on Your Way
Phase 33: Athrun's No Good Very Bad Day
Secret Agent Mu-man returns with dire information for the Archangel, just late enough to be useless! The crew, meanwhile, is preparing to take its collective last breath. But what’s this? A bird? A plane? A multi-billion dollar government secret project? That’s right, it’s Kira! All your (white) base are belong to him, as he declares himself a sovereign nation because nukes.
Phase 32: Neither Boners Alone...
Sometimes, all you need is the right motivation to do something amazing. In Kira’s case, that’s preventing all of his friends from dying painful deaths! Join us in watching a boy become a man, but also a man with some still pretty… well, idealistic ideals. However, he has a giant nuke robot (spoilers!) to help him achieve those goals. Also, the crew of the Archangel parts ways, and Yzak gets a promotion (to his new album, obvo).
Phase 31: Trial By Liar
Now that the Archangel has finally landed and everyone’s had some time to decompress, everything’s going to go swimmingly, right? Well, Murrue’s getting court-martialed, Kira’s being mopey, and Yzak is smoldering, so it’s pretty much business as usual. Now, if only we could see about getting Dearka some more guards.
Phase 30: Birdy's True Master Revealed‽
Phase 29: Should've Taken a Space Whale
Phase 28: We're All Stuck on a Grumpy Submarine
Phase 27: 1v1 Me at Africa Bro
Phase 26: Yzak's Sweet Raps
Phase 25: Nicol's Bitchin' Ball Cap
April Fools 2019: Wizard-Mom Hands
Sorry for our absence the last couple of weeks, but we’re back with one of Geremy’s favorite episodes! New truths are revealed, but at the same time, new mysteries unfold! Plus, a dramatic sacrifice is right around the corner, who will live and die? Well since the show is over 15 years old, you probably know, but tune in to find out anyway!
Phase 24: My Feelings Are This Gun
After some amazing fighter cross-classing, Kira sees the Archangel to Orb, leading to a “surprising” plot twist! Everyone’s pretty tired, even the ZAFT crew, but that’s mostly because Yzak has been dishing sick burns all day. They head off to scheme about how to get some sweet civilian jumpsuits while the Archangel crew negotiate… for their LIVES! And also asylum, I guess.
Phase 23: X Marks the Plot
Teased endlessly by the opening, we finally get some screen time with Athrun and Cagalli interacting! Will the two angst-struck teens be able to survive an entire day alone together? Kira and the Archangel’s crew are determined to find Cagalli, despite Natarl’s strategic objections, and Yzak is getting ready for a command of his own… They grow up so fast.
Phase 22: Something Something Starfox
Phase 21: Setting Up an Obligatory Beach Episode
Phase 20: I'm Wrong: You Can Never Have Too Many Guns
Phase 19: Rusty Has a Face!
Phase 18: Water Baron of Yogurt Town
What’s the best sauce for doner kebab? Batarang! In this episode we get dueling condiments, philosophical rambling from Mr. Burnsides, and a submission to the System’s Funniest Home Videos! Also featured: Dress Up Cagalli! Despite not being action-y, this one’s pretty great, and contains one of the best shirts in existence.
Phase 17: Better than a Shirtless Amuro
In the greates mic drop of all time, Kira inspires Waltfeld’s fighting spirit, and will accidentally incite the Greater Doner Kebab Incident. Many lives were lost. Also of note are some great call shots with RPGs, one of the most dramatic slaps committed to animation stills, and I guess one of Cagalli’s friends dies or something.