For our first Halloween, why not a vaguely horror themed game? We only talk about it every episode, so it's about time we got around to recording one on it. Alex rejoins us, and we talk about character alignments! Whip it good!

Swallow our download to gains its abilities!

(00:30) We talk about sexy existential dilemmas.

(06:00) Jump arch matrimony!

(08:50) Angry lesbian stories. Also, wall chicken.

(18:00) Sub-items, and why they're actually useful in this game.

(21:00) Mechanics! Not that kind.

In summation, play Castlevania. It will enrich your life.