Sadly, I think the best possible description of this game comes from Wikipedia's story summary:
The Bloody Scorpions have kidnapped a scientist and his granddaughter Cecilia in order to gain the powerful drug, Alpha-301, which converts normal people into superhuman soldiers. A special team must fight through their ranks in order to get to their leader and save the scientist's granddaughter and the world.
So, grab your guns and shoot only on cardinals and diagonals, because that's how this squad does it, kid!
Our download's special power is unfortunately similar to that other guy's.
(03:20) Steam sale chronicles!
(04:30) Football, apparently. Distinct from gridiron.
(05:00) Zach talks about Dawn of War.
(14:00) Game Dev Tycoon! Sadly, CarPG was not released this year. Also, the morality of the game is a bit naive.
(22:30) Crusader Kings II and Geremy's adventures as Ned Stark.
(28:30) Naruto Adjectives is probably not worth the full price, but it's pretty good.
(30:30) Rogue Legacy. It's not this generation's Ghosts n' Goblins.
(36:20) The Neo Geo. It was absurdly expensive for a home console. Here's this week's game; here are some others that came out before this. In retrospect, it doesn't look bad for the time.
(42:00) Poor hit feedback for bosses, but pretty good otherwise. The controls feel weird. It's pretty mediocre, sadly. Summary: go play Geometry Wars.
Next time on Last Time, Bomberman '93!
Explosions... everywhere...
The Bloody Scorpions have kidnapped a scientist and his granddaughter Cecilia in order to gain the powerful drug, Alpha-301, which converts normal people into superhuman soldiers. A special team must fight through their ranks in order to get to their leader and save the scientist's granddaughter and the world.
So, grab your guns and shoot only on cardinals and diagonals, because that's how this squad does it, kid!
Our download's special power is unfortunately similar to that other guy's.
(03:20) Steam sale chronicles!
(04:30) Football, apparently. Distinct from gridiron.
(05:00) Zach talks about Dawn of War.
(14:00) Game Dev Tycoon! Sadly, CarPG was not released this year. Also, the morality of the game is a bit naive.
(22:30) Crusader Kings II and Geremy's adventures as Ned Stark.
(28:30) Naruto Adjectives is probably not worth the full price, but it's pretty good.
(30:30) Rogue Legacy. It's not this generation's Ghosts n' Goblins.
(36:20) The Neo Geo. It was absurdly expensive for a home console. Here's this week's game; here are some others that came out before this. In retrospect, it doesn't look bad for the time.
(42:00) Poor hit feedback for bosses, but pretty good otherwise. The controls feel weird. It's pretty mediocre, sadly. Summary: go play Geometry Wars.
Next time on Last Time, Bomberman '93!
Explosions... everywhere...
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or LTOVG@lasttimeonvideogames.com.
You can also go to the show page at plus.google.com/+LastTimeOnVideogames or comment on the site at www.lasttimeonvideogames.com.
Also, you can follow our tweets @LTOVG.