Audio problems continue! However, instead of a never ending drone, this week Tyler is just really, really quiet. We should be up to 100% audio enjoyment next week. In the mean time, join us as we fight against dark matter on a tiny, beautiful screen, with everybody’s 27th favorite platform hero, Rayman!
Episode 240: Twisted Metal Black
A more serious note than usual here, we got a new mixer for this podcast and made some mistakes in using it. The audio quality is significantly lower than normal, especially for the first couple of minutes. It gets better after that, but never goes away entirely. If you have sensitive ears, we recommend listening without headphones.
Episode 223: Star Wars Shadows of the Empire
Ah the 90s. A time of good old fashion fun, baggy jeans, pouches, extreme sports, and for some reason, people not being sure whether or not Star Wars can make money. Spoilers. It can. It can make so much money. Even on the Nintendo 64, long before the Solo film, there were the adventures of Dash Rendar. These are his stories.
Episode 239: System Shock
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war! And super computers. And hacking. And terrible, terrible control layouts. Can you conquer them all and survive a space station that’s been taken over by a rogue AI which is sort of your fault? Or will you just quit right away? Find out in this week’s Last Time on Video Games!
Episode 238: Donky Kong Land
Episode 237: Mega Man X3
Episode 236: Red Faction
There’s always something wrong with Mars. Whether its the lack of air, the demons, the poor work conditions, or just being sought after by Elon Musk, the red planet always means trouble. And usually means first person shooters as well. If you want to fight for a better mars, join the Red Faction. Just don’t be surprised when it all goes bad in the sequel.
Episode 215: Ecco 2: The Tides of Time
Evolution is a beautiful thing, but the things it produces are not always beautiful. Finally, we get a game that answers the age old question": “Why are bugs?” Also, sweet jelly-dolphins? Travel through time on an epic quest to un-BttF yourself as Ecco (who gets to meet his own kids) and defeat the Vortex (who are their own kids?) once and for all!
Episode 235: Street Fighter Alpha 2
Episode 234: Yoshi's Island
Oh no! Baby Mario has fallen from his stork, and can't get up! It's up to a team of egg throwing dinosaurs to escort this fresh human right out of his own egg back home! But the evil forces of Magikoopa and Baby Bowser stand in their way. Not to mention a raven on the moon! Can our dinosaur friends get Mario home safely? Or will Luigi have to become the hero we deserve? Listen and find out!
Episode 233: Stonekeep
When an evil WiZard kills your dog and kidnaps your town, what's a boy to do? Follow the advice of a Goddess, train for years like Batman, and return to the dark pit of the Earth where the WiZard has imprisoned your fellow townsfolk, only to get lost and give up? If he's anything like us as we play Stonekeep, exactly that.
Episode 232: Warcraft III
Wasn't this site supposed to be for a video game podcast? Last Time on Video Games makes its triumphant return, with the precursor to the biggest MMO of all time, Warcraft III. It's got heroes and creeps galore! Can the Last Time guys guide Orc Jesus to stop the invasion of The Legion? Or will totally reasonable hero Arthus fall to the scourge and conquer all of the World of.... Azeroth? Aslo featured: More wood than you can handle.
Episode 231: Ninja Gaiden II
Like so many action heroes in the 90s, Ryu finds himself with another acute case of kidnapped girlfriend. Because of secret ninja things, he can't just call the cops, so he sets out to rescue her himself. Also, there's something about an enchanted sword? I dunno? Follow our shozoku-clad friend as he explores Dracula's- I mean the city. That the evil warlord is in. With legally distinct subweapon mechanics!
Episode 230: Prince of Persia: Sands of Time
There once was a gallant prince. Handsome, charming, and possessed of amazing acrobatic abilities, he saved the day and won the heart of the princess. Wait, no, that's too trite. Let's try again. There once was a prince. Wanting to prove that he was gallant, he made a grave error. This led to him doing some really cool parkour fighting and having witty banter while trying to defeat Ja... the evil vizier. Also, time daggers.
Episode 229: Dragon Quest II
You know what the world needs? More "stairs". We're back with the second installment of the beloved Dragon Questior franchise, now featuring party members! Step, once more, into a somewhat generic plot, and follow our inexplicable begoggled heroes on a dangerous quest to become the warriors of light and vanquish the forces of evil. What I will give this game is a lack of fetch-quest-for-plot, and it does have a delightful princess "rescue" scene. How will it fare in the fields of Ranking, though?! Find out on this episode of Toriyama Drew the Concept Art!
Episode 228: Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy
Everyone's favorite Doom-guy clone is back, and snarkier than ever. This time, though, Kyle Katarn is a mercenary teacher, and under his tutelage: You! Take on the role of grumpy Jaden, and explore labyrinthine and often disconnected levels in your attempt to stamp out some cultists. On the bright side, you get to do some sweet lightsaber stuff, and use both sides of the force. Plus, a large pile of guns is at your disposal. Make it to the end of each level by murdering everything in your path. It's the Jedi way!
Episode 227: Castlevania Circle of the Moon
Nothing says "dark age fun times" like resurrecting the legendary Lord of Darkness and draining the life from an old man! Plus, the guest of honor is sure to enjoy the pre-meal entertainment: two teens aimlessly wandering the remains of his old castle. One of them seems to be particularly plucky. Follow Nathan "Definitely-Not-A-Belmont" Graves through traps and travails with us as we dive into the first mobile Castlevania!
Episode 226: Mega Man III
More grey lemons than you can toss a game brick at! Apparently all the gameboy games are Rockman World, making me wonder why all the GB ports of games are their own worlds. At any rate, join the Man Mega on his quest to overthrow the somewhat confusing hodgepodge of bosses from 3 and 4, and to the final castle. Also, suddenly appearing monsters over pits and just-barely-taller-than-your-shortest-jump-ceiling-spikes to pad out the gameplay!
Episode 225: Rise of Nations
Episode 221: Final Fight
Running on a campaign platform of sweet dive kicks and sick gains, Mike Haggar got himself into office. Now that he's there, he's running the city with a Steel Arm (Lariat). Once his... friend's(?) girlfriend gets kidnapped, though, he realizes it's time to take justice into his own hands. And biceps. Losing his mayoral garb, Mayor Haggar takes once more to the streets to fight... for the last time. An ultimate brawl, if one will.