Hey we’re back for the first time in… wow has it really been 5 months? Um… anyway ignore how long its been! We’re back with the second N64 Zelda title Majora’s Mask. Is it underrated? Is is overrated? Is it simply rated? What 90s cartoon is it strangely similar too? And how do we not mention the giant moon with a face on it coming to cause 4th impact until the end of the episode?
Episode 291: Banjo Tooie
Hey, the new episode of the podcast is out! If you want to listen, all you have to do is get a glowbo, give it to mumbo, wait in his house a while as he goes out and stands on a pad to cast the “Ipod” spell, then comes back to sit down. Then you have to split into Banjo and Kazooie, and have Banjo go download it. Then have Kazooie use the “Glide” ability, to get to the play button! Then all you have to do is rejoin them, find another Glowbo, and give it to Humba Wumba so you can transform into a pair of headphones, and you’re good to go! Simple.
Episode 280: The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time
Episode 223: Star Wars Shadows of the Empire
Ah the 90s. A time of good old fashion fun, baggy jeans, pouches, extreme sports, and for some reason, people not being sure whether or not Star Wars can make money. Spoilers. It can. It can make so much money. Even on the Nintendo 64, long before the Solo film, there were the adventures of Dash Rendar. These are his stories.
Episode 217: Pokemon Puzzle League
You know what's puzzling about Pokémon? When they start shooting a bunch of blocks and playing Tetris instead of using a flamethrower and body slam. Dive into the exciting world of the Puzzle League, where Ash, for some reason, got an invitation to compete. Also Team Rocket, I guess. Choose from the diverse cast of all the gym leaders that appeared in the anime, and enjoy as the spout the same line over and over again.
Episode 216: F-Zero X
Who's that racing round at the speed of sound? A certain blue animal? That's right, it's Captain Falcon in the Blue Falcon! Join us in the year 23xx and hop on some ridiculous future tracks. Choose from 30 different racers, who apparently have distinct abilities and strap in. Crank up the volume and start racing at ridiculous speeds to some sweet tunes.
Episode 212: Bomberman Hero
Bomberman's been called upon to perform his yearly firearms training. Little does he know, the plot of Star Wars is happening right above, and he's about to get dragged into it. I'm not sure if he's more Luke or Han in this story, but either way, it's a lot less interesting to watch. Flail about large, static-angle environs while you attempt to bomb your way to victory. Just watch out for Bomberman's oldest and most recognizable foe: weird clown spring things?
Episode 209: Harvest Moon 64
Sometimes, you just need to kick back and let the turnips grow. Specifically, when you have no other crops or animals, and have really exhausted all the stuff to do around town. There's always the bar, though, not to mention a pile of fun townsfolk to hang out with. Look into your heart... become the legendary philanderer farmer you were meant to be!
Episode 194: He is Turok [Turok]
He is Turok, and I am very late with this episode. I'm sorry, folks! I don't have a good excuse other than laziness and being tired, but here we are... finally. Enjoy some dinos!
The world has always been protected. Guarded against dinosaurs, aliens, and random crusaders I guess. We are defended... by (the?) Turok. He's adept at running way fast all the time and also shooting dudes, which are, I suppose, the only real qualifications you really need.
Downloadosaurs are the most dangerous thing about this game.
Show Noes
(02:40) Ninjak seems like a pretty cool maybe British guy.
(05:00) While it looks like a joyful frolic, Tyler recommends everyone ignore Angvik.
(09:00) Downwell is a ton of fun if you're looking an arcadey game.
(13:00) Yooka-Laylee! It's fun.
(14:45) PlunkBat: the random death simulator!
(33:00) Basically some cannons on a mountain. Basically.
(46:30) Tenchi time!
(50:00) Turok, finally.
(1:08:00) Where do dinosaurs rank?
Next time on Last Time, Landstalker!
Mostly sky stalkers over at
The world has always been protected. Guarded against dinosaurs, aliens, and random crusaders I guess. We are defended... by (the?) Turok. He's adept at running way fast all the time and also shooting dudes, which are, I suppose, the only real qualifications you really need.
Downloadosaurs are the most dangerous thing about this game.
Show Noes
(02:40) Ninjak seems like a pretty cool maybe British guy.
(05:00) While it looks like a joyful frolic, Tyler recommends everyone ignore Angvik.
(09:00) Downwell is a ton of fun if you're looking an arcadey game.
(13:00) Yooka-Laylee! It's fun.
(14:45) PlunkBat: the random death simulator!
(33:00) Basically some cannons on a mountain. Basically.
(46:30) Tenchi time!
(50:00) Turok, finally.
(1:08:00) Where do dinosaurs rank?
Next time on Last Time, Landstalker!
Mostly sky stalkers over at
Geremy@lasttimeonvideogames.com,
Tyler@lasttimeonvideogames.com,
Zach@lasttimeonvideogames.com,
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You can also go to the show page at plus.google.com/+LastTimeOnVideogames or comment on the site at www.lasttimeonvideogames.com.
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Episode 187: Stars of Rage [Mario Party 2]
Famous for destroying hands and friendships, our first look at Mario Party was made infinitely better by actually getting together and playing it. Featuring... adjectiveless minigames and actually amusingly themed boards, this game steps in to fill the niche of people who want to hang out and play video games, but nothing too serious, right?
For the low price of 50 coins, Boo's got your download.
Show Notes
(00:45) For people who can not see through their ears, Kevin was wearing this hat and this shirt.
(02:45) A rundown of what Kevin's been watching.
(09:30) I'm not cutting this; open source anime time!
(11:30) Royal Tutor's theme.
(12:15) Dead Cells! Also NeverDead, since Zach mentioned it.
(30:00) Zach's playing Dark Souls 3. We died of shock.
(33:15) Aw, rats.
(43:00) Poor Toes.
(48:00) Tyler's finally playing Persona 3. We died of shock again.
(58:30) Not sure if it's the right scene, but having your future daughter throw a smoke bomb works fine.
(1:04:00) Our Let's Play of Mario Party 2 was mildly entertaining.
(1:14:00) Will this game be the party star?!
Next time on Last Time, Enduro Racer!
Not quite excited for bikes? Talk to us about that at
For the low price of 50 coins, Boo's got your download.
Show Notes
(00:45) For people who can not see through their ears, Kevin was wearing this hat and this shirt.
(02:45) A rundown of what Kevin's been watching.
- Boko no Hero Academia, a show one reviewer claimed was "the future of shonen"
- KADO: The Right Answer, described as "a good TV show"
- Love Tyrant, which is "complete and utter trash; but you'll love it for it"
- Berserk, whose "CGI....hurts a bit"
- Attack on Titan. Just watch that intro if you haven't yet.
- Akashic Records of Bastard Magic Instructor, which apparently has a bad first episode, so just stick with it, guys
- The Royal Tutor, a well-crafted comedy
- Alice & Zoroku, tagged as "Old Man Gets Thrown into Magical Girl Genre". Frankly, I want to watch that one
- Eromanga Sensei: exactly what it sounds like
- Tsugumomo
- Sakura Quest, a delightful looking show about a bunch of women have a quarter life crisis and transitioning into tourism
- Clockwork Planet, a "clockpunk fantasy"
- KADO: The Right Answer, which I'm describing as Big O with an alien and fewer robots
- Hinako Note, a "moeblob slice of life"
- Kenka Bancho Otome -Girl Beats Boys-, basically Mulan
- Tsukigakirei, subtitled "as the moon, so beautiful". Looks like a decent slice of life romance
- WorldEnd: What do you do at the end of the world? Are you busy? Will you save us?, winner of the most ridiculous title award
(04:00) The most exciting library adventures available!
(09:30) I'm not cutting this; open source anime time!
(11:30) Royal Tutor's theme.
(12:15) Dead Cells! Also NeverDead, since Zach mentioned it.
(30:00) Zach's playing Dark Souls 3. We died of shock.
(33:15) Aw, rats.
(43:00) Poor Toes.
(48:00) Tyler's finally playing Persona 3. We died of shock again.
(58:30) Not sure if it's the right scene, but having your future daughter throw a smoke bomb works fine.
(1:04:00) Our Let's Play of Mario Party 2 was mildly entertaining.
(1:14:00) Will this game be the party star?!
Next time on Last Time, Enduro Racer!
Not quite excited for bikes? Talk to us about that at
Geremy@lasttimeonvideogames.com,
Tyler@lasttimeonvideogames.com,
Zach@lasttimeonvideogames.com,
or LTOVG@lasttimeonvideogames.com.
You can also go to the show page at plus.google.com/+LastTimeOnVideogames or comment on the site at www.lasttimeonvideogames.com.
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You can also go to the show page at plus.google.com/+LastTimeOnVideogames or comment on the site at www.lasttimeonvideogames.com.
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Episode 183: Sick Turns on Rainbow Road [Mario Kart 64]
Nothing says "family friendly racing" like driving down a highway at rush hour while lobbing projectiles at your unwary friends! Now with 80% less eye bleeding, Mario Kart is back. In addition to slightly better racing, battle stages add some variety to the mix by allowing to do what you really want in a racing game: duke it out in an arena with some bananas. Karting just got serious!
Seeking its way onto your computer like a red shell.
Show Notes
(07:00) Yugioh Duel Links has mediocre net play, but you can make silly decks!
(10:00) Maiden with Eyes of Blue and Azure-Eyes Silver Dragon
(11:10) The sweet opening to Attack on Titan if you, like Geremy, are one of the 5 people who havn’t seen it. Also, spoilers until 11:45
(19:30) New additions to the series that started with Mario Kart 64
(24:30) Zach talks about some of his favorite courses in another racing game, Shift.
(26:20) Time Trials and Shortcuts.
(31:50) Will this game make the podium?!
Next time on Last Time, Flying Dragon: The Secret Scroll!
The secret is face punching!
Seeking its way onto your computer like a red shell.
Show Notes
(07:00) Yugioh Duel Links has mediocre net play, but you can make silly decks!
(10:00) Maiden with Eyes of Blue and Azure-Eyes Silver Dragon
(11:10) The sweet opening to Attack on Titan if you, like Geremy, are one of the 5 people who havn’t seen it. Also, spoilers until 11:45
(19:30) New additions to the series that started with Mario Kart 64
(24:30) Zach talks about some of his favorite courses in another racing game, Shift.
(26:20) Time Trials and Shortcuts.
(31:50) Will this game make the podium?!
Next time on Last Time, Flying Dragon: The Secret Scroll!
The secret is face punching!
Geremy@lasttimeonvideogames.com,
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Episode 174: Adventures in Hyper-Realistic Plumbing [Super Mario 64]
One of gaming's first forays into the 3D realm, it'sa Mario time! Run, jump, fight the camera, and generally avoid your greatest enemy: gravity. Relive the game that launched the Nintendo 64 into long term memory and toss an effigy of what will become known as Bowser into bombs. Now with 20% more Bombette firing you out of a cannon.
120 downloads unlocks Yoshi.
Show Notes
(03:00) Poké-spoilers.
(09:45) Because Blue is great.
(22:00) I can destroy the planet... In attack mode!
(28:00) Zach describing waifus in hell.
(33:00) It'sa game, Mario!
(35:00) Apparently, were-hogs make sense at some point.
(40:00) Foils of a sedentary plumbing lifestyle.
(58:30) Ranking 64.
Next time on Last Time, Impossible Creatures!
Ram-Lobsters are more fun at
120 downloads unlocks Yoshi.
Show Notes
(03:00) Poké-spoilers.
(09:45) Because Blue is great.
(22:00) I can destroy the planet... In attack mode!
(28:00) Zach describing waifus in hell.
(33:00) It'sa game, Mario!
(35:00) Apparently, were-hogs make sense at some point.
(40:00) Foils of a sedentary plumbing lifestyle.
(58:30) Ranking 64.
Next time on Last Time, Impossible Creatures!
Ram-Lobsters are more fun at
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Tyler@lasttimeonvideogames.com,
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Episode 165: Paper Merit Badge [Paper Mario]
Paper so colorful, it'll have you seeing stars! Never before has Mario gone on such a world building adventure as... oh. Well, at the very least, the red-hatted hero will pick up a pile of sidekicks in this memorable stop on the endless journey to mildly inconvenience Bowser.
Legend of the seven downloads.
Show Notes
(01:15) Apparently it's morphin' time? I kinda like the new suits, though.
(03:00) The original Jiraiya had unstoppable hair.
(09:00) It's a valid fear.
(11:30) Could actually be a pretty catchy ad.
(14:30) Not for the faint of heart, here's all the glory kills.
(15:45) Quite the improvement.
(24:30) Justified. That's quite the ability. Works double on ultra beasts? Pretty sure we're talking about Meloetta here.
(27:30) After some research, it looks like ROX is probably not actually a company name of any sort. League teams do have the best names, though.
(28:00) Samsung's battery problems.
(32:00) Apparently the Wars series has been going on since Famicom.
(37:45) Neat storytelling tricks to build up the villain.
(43:15) Bow is bae.
(48:30)Combat mechanics.
(52:45) Man, do we have some things to say about Mystic Quest.
(1:14:00) Getting our ranking down on paper.
Next time on Last Time, Double Dragon 3, the least Fire Emblem game to be subtitled "Sacred Stones"!
Jumpkickin' all the time at
Legend of the seven downloads.
Show Notes
(01:15) Apparently it's morphin' time? I kinda like the new suits, though.
(03:00) The original Jiraiya had unstoppable hair.
(09:00) It's a valid fear.
(11:30) Could actually be a pretty catchy ad.
(14:30) Not for the faint of heart, here's all the glory kills.
(15:45) Quite the improvement.
(24:30) Justified. That's quite the ability. Works double on ultra beasts? Pretty sure we're talking about Meloetta here.
(27:30) After some research, it looks like ROX is probably not actually a company name of any sort. League teams do have the best names, though.
(28:00) Samsung's battery problems.
(32:00) Apparently the Wars series has been going on since Famicom.
(37:45) Neat storytelling tricks to build up the villain.
(43:15) Bow is bae.
(48:30)
Next time on Last Time, Double Dragon 3, the least Fire Emblem game to be subtitled "Sacred Stones"!
Jumpkickin' all the time at
Geremy@lasttimeonvideogames.com,
Tyler@lasttimeonvideogames.com,
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Episode 148: Ground Breaking Water Sports [Wave Race 64]
In a shocking turn of events, Geremy died and is not on this episode. Don't worry, though, because while the rest of us are riding the waves and making awesome slalom runs, our best hobomancing WIZARD is hard at work crafting a resurrection spell. Sadly, we need a couple diamonds, which might take a few weeks to gather. Find out whether this game can be used as part of the price!
Lean into it to make the download go faster!
Next time on Last Time, Gargoyle's Quest!
Sadly, we've never met Goliath at
Lean into it to make the download go faster!
Next time on Last Time, Gargoyle's Quest!
Sadly, we've never met Goliath at
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Tyler@lasttimeonvideogames.com,
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Episode 146: [Tony Hawk's Pro Skater HD]
Time to do some sick tricks and catch some gnar! Come with us as we follow one skating celebrity and a bunch of people that no one outside of the community has ever heard of (and a mystical bum!) on a journey to... collect stuff around places that are oddly devoid of life. Now that I think on it, does this game take place in a dystopian future where you're so bored without human contact that you contrive a ton of ridiculously complicated skating scenarios for yourself? Probably not. Also, we played Overwatch this week; can you tell?
Madonna, Benihana, it's Impossible to download.
Show Notes
(00:45) Yeah, that was pretty 90s.
(04:00) Turrets still suck, but at least the AI will help you up now.
(06:00) Why is the original always the best?
(11:30) Xenoverse does have amusing cutscenes, so that's something, I guess.
(16:30) ICE WALLS!
(18:00) Reinhardt and Mercy.
(20:30) Overwatch shenanigans. It's pretty polished. Unlike some other games?
(25:40) This Reaper skin.
(29:15) Apparently only 150 hours; must be a casual.
(31:45) Yes, Nintendo, that was a joke.
(34:30) Even the theme reminds of Lupin.
(38:00) The Lupin III board game has instructions in both English and Italian; just the pieces are Italian.
(40:00) Luffy bounces but he don't fall down! Bones are seriously overrated anyway.
(51:30) 720 rank grind!
(56:45) Settling the score.
Next time on Last Time, Super Mario Land 2!
We have whole bins of golden coins at
Madonna, Benihana, it's Impossible to download.
Show Notes
(00:45) Yeah, that was pretty 90s.
(04:00) Turrets still suck, but at least the AI will help you up now.
(06:00) Why is the original always the best?
(11:30) Xenoverse does have amusing cutscenes, so that's something, I guess.
(16:30) ICE WALLS!
(18:00) Reinhardt and Mercy.
(20:30) Overwatch shenanigans. It's pretty polished. Unlike some other games?
(25:40) This Reaper skin.
(29:15) Apparently only 150 hours; must be a casual.
(31:45) Yes, Nintendo, that was a joke.
(34:30) Even the theme reminds of Lupin.
(38:00) The Lupin III board game has instructions in both English and Italian; just the pieces are Italian.
(40:00) Luffy bounces but he don't fall down! Bones are seriously overrated anyway.
(51:30) 720 rank grind!
(56:45) Settling the score.
Next time on Last Time, Super Mario Land 2!
We have whole bins of golden coins at
Geremy@lasttimeonvideogames.com,
Tyler@lasttimeonvideogames.com,
Zach@lasttimeonvideogames.com,
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Episode 144: Do a Meme-O-Roll! [Star Fox 64]
Words cannot describe the feeling of shooting a giant floating brain's eye out of the air while taking advice from your ghost father through an interstellar comms system. Mostly because that's really bizarre. Take revengeance on all those guys who stole your trademarked company name, and help all the Star citizens return to the rightful place of peace and... exiling scientists? To other planets?
Use to boost to get download!
Show Notes
(01:00) This marks Alex's 5th episode (6 including Sonic), meaning she's appeared on over 3% of them!
(03:30) Thanks, Ryan!
(04:00) Splash!
(05:50) Both Fire Emblem and Animal Crossing are getting phone games. The Layton excursion was pretty decent, though not very Layton.
(06:30) 20XX! It's so good. If you like Mega Man X, play this game. Despite what's said here, boss powers are pretty useful, and there are weaknesses to exploit. Tyler beat the game for the first time because of this since recording.
(07:30) Anime?!
(09:00) In case you forgot about other Rogue-likes, Rogue Legacy is still great. And so is the music.
(11:00) Never heard a Mega Man X boss intro?
(14:00) Some of us watch CGP Grey.
(18:30) Coffee and Cthulhu.
(21:00) Know how to farm friendship.
(24:00) In case you're wondering what Geremy's opinion about Star Fox Zero is.
(26:00) Sweet gift bags?
(28:00) Ryan got one of these.
(30:30) That's not a thing.
(33:00) Always be chargin'.
(35:00) Terrible pilots, or alter-verse nomenclature? You decide!
(40:00) EXPLOSIONS!
(55:00) For the curious, it turns out Golden Axe came out 4 years after the first Gauntlet. Also, rankings!
(58:00) Watch us shoot cars?
Next time on Last Time, something awesome this way comes!
Yeah! We're excited, too!
Use to boost to get download!
Show Notes
(01:00) This marks Alex's 5th episode (6 including Sonic), meaning she's appeared on over 3% of them!
(03:30) Thanks, Ryan!
(04:00) Splash!
(05:50) Both Fire Emblem and Animal Crossing are getting phone games. The Layton excursion was pretty decent, though not very Layton.
(06:30) 20XX! It's so good. If you like Mega Man X, play this game. Despite what's said here, boss powers are pretty useful, and there are weaknesses to exploit. Tyler beat the game for the first time because of this since recording.
(07:30) Anime?!
(09:00) In case you forgot about other Rogue-likes, Rogue Legacy is still great. And so is the music.
(11:00) Never heard a Mega Man X boss intro?
(14:00) Some of us watch CGP Grey.
(18:30) Coffee and Cthulhu.
(21:00) Know how to farm friendship.
(24:00) In case you're wondering what Geremy's opinion about Star Fox Zero is.
(26:00) Sweet gift bags?
(28:00) Ryan got one of these.
(30:30) That's not a thing.
(33:00) Always be chargin'.
(35:00) Terrible pilots, or alter-verse nomenclature? You decide!
(40:00) EXPLOSIONS!
(55:00) For the curious, it turns out Golden Axe came out 4 years after the first Gauntlet. Also, rankings!
(58:00) Watch us shoot cars?
Next time on Last Time, something awesome this way comes!
Yeah! We're excited, too!
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Episode 135: Weaponized Evangelion [Sin And Punishment]
Never before have ruffians been so... rough. Inhuman, even. That's, alright, though, because this horrible dystopia featuring livestock (‽) become a hivemind of rampaging monsters, paramilitary groups oppressing the citizens they're protecting from the hordes, and a city literally filling with an ocean of blood is all just a training exercise for our protagonist. What I've just described, though, sounds like some cross of Silent Hill and Metal Gear, which sounds great. Do a barrel dodge!
Division of labor: one person downloads, but the other person navigates.
Show Notes
(01:30) Turns out Tyler's Japanese is terrible.
(12:00) Apparently we're not the only ones who like Absol.
(19:30) In case you, too, cannot pronounce Russian names correctly.
(20:00) Controller breakdown.
(26:30) Melee time!
(27:30) Japan, home of impractical weapon ideas.
(30:00) Speaking of blood oceans: I took some time to do some quick math based on the following assumptions: all of Tokyo is covered in blood, and since we can't see any buildings during the fight, that it covers the tallest building. This results in 2.8e14 humans worth of blood. Of course, there might be more than blood, so assuming a largish human average size, that's 1.7e13 full humans in Tokyo. These are both orders of magnitude greater than the population of earth (~7e9. You're welcome.
(31:00) Battle Cattle meets The Cowboys of Moo Mesa.
(38:00) On the up n' down.
Next time on Last Time, Thief!
Garret@clocktower.org,
Division of labor: one person downloads, but the other person navigates.
Show Notes
(01:30) Turns out Tyler's Japanese is terrible.
(12:00) Apparently we're not the only ones who like Absol.
(19:30) In case you, too, cannot pronounce Russian names correctly.
(20:00) Controller breakdown.
(26:30) Melee time!
(27:30) Japan, home of impractical weapon ideas.
(30:00) Speaking of blood oceans: I took some time to do some quick math based on the following assumptions: all of Tokyo is covered in blood, and since we can't see any buildings during the fight, that it covers the tallest building. This results in 2.8e14 humans worth of blood. Of course, there might be more than blood, so assuming a largish human average size, that's 1.7e13 full humans in Tokyo. These are both orders of magnitude greater than the population of earth (~7e9. You're welcome.
(31:00) Battle Cattle meets The Cowboys of Moo Mesa.
(38:00) On the up n' down.
Next time on Last Time, Thief!
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Episode 123: Snowbroding [1080° Snowboarding]
Sick tricks pick up the chicks, brodawg! Even if that's not your preference; if that's the case, avoid doing tricks, I guess? Get ready for intense downhill racing, oddly specific landing timing, and a mechanic that really makes more sense in F-Zero than it does here. I suppose breaking your leg would usually end a snowboard race, though. At any rate, this game lives fondly in the memories of people who had N64s as kids, so let's see how it holds up!
Indie noseload!
Show Notes
(02:30) Alex and Tyler did an escape room. It was fun!
(18:00) JRPG combat mechanic tweaks.
(22:00) Battletech Kickstarter!
(25:00) Geremy's thoughts on Persona 3's last segment.
(30:00) 1080 degrees of spinning! Also, you can die n' stuff while snowboard which kinda sucks.
(37:00) This game's hook is tricks. They're surprisingly lame.
(41:00) Some analysis of this game's impact and final thoughts.
(44:00) Ranking this game!
Next time on Last Time, Ristar!
Lanky ain't got nothing on this.
Indie noseload!
Show Notes
(02:30) Alex and Tyler did an escape room. It was fun!
(18:00) JRPG combat mechanic tweaks.
(22:00) Battletech Kickstarter!
(25:00) Geremy's thoughts on Persona 3's last segment.
(30:00) 1080 degrees of spinning! Also, you can die n' stuff while snowboard which kinda sucks.
(37:00) This game's hook is tricks. They're surprisingly lame.
(41:00) Some analysis of this game's impact and final thoughts.
(44:00) Ranking this game!
Next time on Last Time, Ristar!
Lanky ain't got nothing on this.
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Episode 93: Junk Shot [Mario Tennis]
Amazing Power Serve! Spike Return! Spinning Backhand! Sadly, Peach doesn't yell out tennis attack names in this game, but it's still pretty amusing; you can substitute your own names and annoy your friends with them anyway. Join us and find out how to volley!
Our download is currently ahead, 40-love.
Show Notes
(06:20) Ultimate Marvel is finally dying.
(10:30) Future Tactics is pretty cool.
(17:00) League tales.
(28:00) DBZ Tennis! Mario Tennis sadly lack some of the zaniness other Mario sports games like. Also, just listen to Waluigi's voice.
(39:00) Geremy's experience with the Rift.
Next time on Last Time, Bonk's Adventure!
Bonk! Bonk!
Our download is currently ahead, 40-love.
Show Notes
(06:20) Ultimate Marvel is finally dying.
(10:30) Future Tactics is pretty cool.
(17:00) League tales.
(28:00) DBZ Tennis! Mario Tennis sadly lack some of the zaniness other Mario sports games like. Also, just listen to Waluigi's voice.
(39:00) Geremy's experience with the Rift.
Next time on Last Time, Bonk's Adventure!
Bonk! Bonk!
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Episode 67: Cool Boat, Bros [Hydro Thunder]
We return with another arcade racing favorite, this one being of substantially higher quality than the last! Splash through crazy courses - some of which really shouldn't have water running through them - and boost your way to victory over hidden shortcuts. It's vaguely futuristic and implausible boat fun!
Download this episode: now with hover jets!
Next time on Last Time, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past!
Find out which pieces of the Triforce we hold! Ask us at
Download this episode: now with hover jets!
Next time on Last Time, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past!
Find out which pieces of the Triforce we hold! Ask us at
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